Girls of Cancer: Miss January

When I started this blog nearly two years ago, my friend, 7:20, had an idea to drive traffic. “Change the URL to BothNuts.com. That way, people searching for gay porn will find you.”

7:20 also had an idea on how I could earn more money: a Girls of Cancer Calendar. “People with cancer will admire the women, and teenage boys will whack to them.”

I don’t know anything about calendar production, nor do I think it would make me any money. So this year I will provide my Girls of Cancer Calendar right here on my Both Nuts, non-pornographic cancer blog.

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Christina Applegate

Best known as the ditzy girl, Kelly Bundy, on Married… with Children, Miss Applegate showed in 2004’s Anchorman that she’s not ditzy and no longer just a girl, based on Will Ferrell telling her, “You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be friends with it.”

Miss Applegate has more recently been on the CBS sitcom Samantha Who? which I haven’t seen and is probably more geared to a 16-year-girl than to me.

One little-known fact is that Miss Applegate was one of the founding members of The Pussycat Dolls. Because this fact comes from Wikipedia, I can’t guarantee it’s true.

This past summer, Miss Applegate was diagnosed with breast cancer and underwent the controversial double mastectomy even though cancer was found in only one breast. I haven’t gone so far as to figure out who will represent the next 11 months but I can safely assume she won’t be the only hottie without breasts.

My fondest memory of Miss Applegate was of her first starring role, Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead. The title says it all.